Grizzly Adams.

Facial hair can be a wonderful thing on a man's face, not necessarily a woman's. But the key to determining whether your venture into the world of scruff 'n' stuff will be successful, is maintanance. No matter what type of facial hair you decide to grow, be it mountain beard, lumberjack scruff, gentleman stache, smooth sailor, or scruff mcgruff, there must be some sort of up-keep. I know that at times you want to look like "I'm so cool I don't even care what I look like," but even then, nobody wants to see scraggly renegade hairs sticking 2 inches out of your neck miles away from the rest of your beard. Groom it, and groom it well, the ladies will thank you.

- James