

Have you ever tried to take off your pants thinking that they were a button fly instead of zipper, and started to tear into the garment? Well I have. I know what you're thinking: "Why are you ferociously taking off your pants? Calm down Hemo Rage!" I'm sorry. Actually, I'm not sorry. But I'm sorry that I'm not sorry. When I want my pants off, I want them off asap! There's not enough time in the day to be wasting precious seconds on clothing removal. In all honesty, it's usually at the end of the night and I'm so tired I just want my clothes off. So without thinking I start undressing for bed and that's when things break, get torn, or fall apart. There are two types of flys you'll find when searching for pants or shorts. The zipper, which we all know and love, and the button fly. Some of you may not be familiar with the button fly, or you just didn't know what it was called until now, but now you do. You're welcome. Personally, I prefer the button fly. To me, it's much easier than the zipper. Yeah it may take a few extra seconds to button up when you first put your pants on for the day, but at the end of the night the pay off is worth it. You just undo the first button and keep pulling down. They slide open with ease and before you know it the pants are off. I find myself struggling with zippers, which shouldn't be the case. They're suppose to unzip hassle free, but for me they don't. Anyway, button fly ftw. Take your zipper somewhere else.


- Taylor